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not me so its funny note teh dolla scale no more poker grpahs i promise, this is just for wenbo! |
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hehe, thats me since the online poker legislation passed the senate |
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| - Go to Google Maps.
- Click on "Satellite" instead of "Map."
- Type in the following location in the search bar:
42 39 19 N, 94 10 02 E
- Zoom in a few times.
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| i can't imagine any reason why anybody might still read this xanga. it hasn't been updated in months, and even before that updates were sporadic at best. there hasn't really been any point to it either (ever) so why anybody would visit goreism more than once is, frankly, quite beyond my comprehension. you know how that old saying in tennessee - i know it's in texas, probably in tennessee - goes! anyhow, time for a rousing tribute to our patron saint. please save your adulation until the end of the performance: A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al!
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al!
CALL ME AL!
if you read this far, say "yo!"
now go, go hang your head in shame. |
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| A fun meme. His answers made more sense than mine, so I just picked the ones that actually kind of work:
Instructions: Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.
How does the world see you? Hey (Pixies)
Will I have a happy life? The Darkest One (The Tragically Hip)
What do my friends really think of me? God (John Lennon)
What do people secretly think of me? Sulk (Radiohead)
What should I do with life? 'Cross The Breeze (Sonic Youth)
How can I be happy? Approaching Pavonis Mons By Balloon (The Flaming Lips)
How will I be remembered? From a Buick 6 (Bob Dylan)
What song will play at my funeral? Bittersweet me (R.E.M.)
What does everyone else think my current theme song is? A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way in Which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze (Sufjan Stevens)
What is my day going to be like? Tombstone Blues (Bob Dylan)
What should I do with my life? Rudie Can't Fail (The Clash)
In news totally unrelated to the concert I saw in Tuesday, which I'm pretty sure most people who read this aren't interested in, I love melodicas. |
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