| | i can't imagine any reason why anybody might still read this xanga. it hasn't been updated in months, and even before that updates were sporadic at best. there hasn't really been any point to it either (ever) so why anybody would visit goreism more than once is, frankly, quite beyond my comprehension. you know how that old saying in tennessee - i know it's in texas, probably in tennessee - goes! anyhow, time for a rousing tribute to our patron saint. please save your adulation until the end of the performance: A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al!
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al!
CALL ME AL!
if you read this far, say "yo!"
now go, go hang your head in shame. |
| | Posted 6/19/2006 6:03 AM - 9 Views - 4 eProps - 2 comments
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